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SPACE TENTACLES!

Leave a message.

[ yes, that just happened. BEEP. ]
onceamisfit: (↪ over there.)
So, uh. Nicky.

We missed yer birthday.

...

We should make up fer it.

S'now a good time?
onceamisfit: (↪ dance of the sword.)
Heeey, babe! You were single last time we came around! What happened? Any girl on girl action? Didja get yourself a nice man? C'mon, you've gotta tell me all about it. I've waited two years to catch up with ya, hun!

...

Wait.

WAIT.

NO, HELL NO, NOT THIS AGAIN.

FAITH, BABE, DON'T DO THIS.

DON'T--


[ SOUND OF SENTIENT PLANT BEING KICKED OVERBOARD ]

NOT AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN


( ooc: It's just not a sentient plant harassment event without Faith kicking one overboard. :] )
onceamisfit: (↪ ouh did it hurt?)
Hey ya'll! Miss Haku o'er there in the Hyperion ain't the only one with a birthday t'day! Miss Arinalina of the Halberd is turnin' seventeen!

Ya'll best be wishin' her a happy birthday too~ ♥ Happy Birthday, hun!
onceamisfit: (↪ step inside my office.)
Hey, hun?

Just givin' you a heads up, I might not be visitin' fer a while ...
onceamisfit: (↪ dance of the sword.)
[she's out on the deck of the Halberd, singing and dancing to this song.]

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringin', Roman cavalry choirs a-singin'~


[yep, she's happily dancing and singing around the deck of the Halberd and she doesn't care who sees.

Even if it's the entire digital world. |D]
onceamisfit: (↪ losing faith. no. really.)
Dear Mama ..

S'been years. I talked to ya last year on mama's day (well, not really, but y'know what I mean, right?), but thing'sve been a bit hectic. I've got a son that y'know of, but now I've got a little girl, too. Ironically, I didn't physically give birth to either of 'em.

In case you were wonderin', yes, Hailey's got a father. A right good one, too. You'd like 'im. I remember you tellin' me how you were born n' raised in Louisiana, an' that there's where I was born, too, before Daddy told us t' go into hidin' and whatnot. He's from that same planet. He's from Earth. Not quite the same area, but does it matter? I still wanna go visit Louisiana sometime. All I've heard of it sounds pretty damn fun.

Ha ... think I'd like t'take Nicky, Kioshi and Hail with me, too.

Other than that, the usual here. Attacks, Disappearances, New kids, the whole nine yards. It's gone by real fast, though, and I just lost track of time.

An' apparently we've been adopted into Nicky's giant family of singing robots, CSIs, and otherwise weird people. Weird but fun, anyway. S'not like I'm exactly normal, m'self.

... I miss ya, Mama.

Jus' glad yer doin' as well as I am. Better, even. I'd imagine the up there place is pretty fuckin' sweet.

Thinkin' of you all the time. Love you lots.

- Faith
onceamisfit: (↪ over there.)
Huh.

I became 25 on April 4th and I didn't even realize it.

Right on.
onceamisfit: (↪ sort of a smile.)
Sooooo.

Nicky, Hailey. How'd y'like t'meet my son, Kioshi? Yer brother, Hail.
onceamisfit: (↪ DIE BITCH.)
GET BACK 'ERE Y'LITTLE PUNK!

HEEEEEE GOTTA CATCH ME, FIRST~!!

Oh, I'll catch ya, all right.

H-HEY.

Faith! Catch him! Now!

I'LL DO MORE THAN CATCH 'EM, KOTE!

[sound of a clover being snatched up and ... BAM!]

DAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!

... Think I got a touchdown?

Perhaps.

Sweet.


( ooc: KEY~
normal - faith
bold - kotemon
underline - sentient clover #8927195050 )
onceamisfit: (↪ step inside my office.)
Kioshi, hun?

I needta talk to ya about a few things.
onceamisfit: (↪ ouh did it hurt?)
HEY, Birthday boy!

You. Me. Out. Later.

What d'ya say?





Oh, and while we're at it, happy birthday. ♥
onceamisfit: (↪ dotdotdot)


...

Y'know, there's a lotta truth t'that. I wish I was a lesbian.
onceamisfit: (↪ o rly nao?)
Yo!

So, lady, what say that on the night of that prom, we let the kids go have their fun and then go get drunk off our asses and have a grand ol' time? Hell, we might even get to dance a little ourselves~!

Y'with me, Sabine?

As friends, o'course. I mean, c'mon, we've been plannin' on meeting up for coffee as it is. What better time than now?
onceamisfit: (↪ dance of the sword.)
T'day is Mama's day.

T'day is th' day fer me to grab a Strawberry Daquiri, put on m'bathin' suit, and lounge around on th' deck of th' Halberd.

Ya'll know where I'll be. ♥



[supposed to be private, but she was lazy. anyone can easily see it.]

Mom ..

I know the NE wasn't kind to ya. Hell, you were even used to get me to join them, and it worked, for however long it was.

I know you're dead now, but ... hey, Happy Mother's Day.

Dad woulda been proud of ya. I jus' hope you and Dad both are proud of me.

...

You'd love Kioshi, Mom. He's turnin' out to be a fine boy.

You'd probably tell me he needs a father, though, eh?

... Haha. Yeah. He probably does.
onceamisfit: (↪ i'm ready.)
Froz'n people? Bah.

Idiots pullin' stunts? Bah.

Wha' we need, men? Is one of them 'finish the sentence' sorta songs.

So let's get it on.

Either finish th' sentence with the actual lyrics, or lyrics from another song.

Ready? Y'better be. Let's go.

[and she begins to sing the starting line]

Row, Row, Row your boat, Gently down the stream ...
onceamisfit: (↪ ouh did it hurt?)
Haha, ya'll 'er good! A bit late, but yer good!

Now, jus' t'cover as many bases as I can.

Let a PRO show ya how it's done! )

Cut me some slack if i'm missin' one or two.

An' while I'm at it?

Ya'll lost the game. Again.

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